Food Fight!

Cafeteria Worker 2

I was in the dining hall but not eating. They were serving a remarkable green mystery meat. The thing is, this was the norm. we never got anything we could recognize until after the riot. So when we got this slop, some kids got pissed and just started throwing it at each other. There was jello getting stuck in the ceiling. I remember because no one bothered to take it down for months after the riot. I picked up a tray full of food, walked out of the cafeteria and called the dean. I said "There's been a riot and I really think you should come see the food they are serving us." He said "Can it wait, I'm eating dinner right now." So I asked him if he thought his food was more important than ours which shut him up pretty quick.